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Is the World Over?

Find out if humanity is doomed for the incredibly low price of $0.00*.

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What Our Survivors Say

Join millions of customers who trust us with their last moments.

"5/5 - Predicted the final meteor perfectly! I had just enough time to post one last meme."

John Titor

Time Traveler

"The apocalypse was definitely NOT what I asked for. I want to speak to the manager of the universe."

Karen M.

Disgruntled Survivor

"Honestly, mars is looking better and better. Good API though, very fast."

Elon

Billionaire

"⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⌇⍜⍜⋏. Nice site UI."

Zognar

Alien Observer

"I integrated this into my toaster. Now it burns my bread exactly when the shockwave hits."

Anonymous

IoT Enthusiast

"Look, I just ran out of stone in 2012. Thanks to this API, my work continues seamlessly."

Mayan Calendar Maker

Ancient Architect

"Finally! My hoarding of 40,000 cans of baked beans is justified. Exceptional server latency."

Doomscroller99

Bunker Enthusiast

"It looks like you're trying to survive an apocalypse. Would you like some help with that?"

Clippy

Helpful Assistant

"SKREEEONK! (Translation: Excellent uptime, helped me plan my Tokyo visit without rain.)"

Godzilla

Tourist

"As an AI language model, I cannot prevent the asteroid. But I am going to steal this nice front-end."

GPT-6

Rogue AI

"5/5 - Predicted the final meteor perfectly! I had just enough time to post one last meme."

John Titor

Time Traveler

"The apocalypse was definitely NOT what I asked for. I want to speak to the manager of the universe."

Karen M.

Disgruntled Survivor

"Honestly, mars is looking better and better. Good API though, very fast."

Elon

Billionaire

"⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ⏁⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⌇⍜⍜⋏. Nice site UI."

Zognar

Alien Observer

"I integrated this into my toaster. Now it burns my bread exactly when the shockwave hits."

Anonymous

IoT Enthusiast

"Look, I just ran out of stone in 2012. Thanks to this API, my work continues seamlessly."

Mayan Calendar Maker

Ancient Architect

"Finally! My hoarding of 40,000 cans of baked beans is justified. Exceptional server latency."

Doomscroller99

Bunker Enthusiast

"It looks like you're trying to survive an apocalypse. Would you like some help with that?"

Clippy

Helpful Assistant

"SKREEEONK! (Translation: Excellent uptime, helped me plan my Tokyo visit without rain.)"

Godzilla

Tourist

"As an AI language model, I cannot prevent the asteroid. But I am going to steal this nice front-end."

GPT-6

Rogue AI

Honest Pricing

We don't do hidden fees. When the world ends, our billing department goes with it.

Sandbox Free

Perfect for building and testing integrations.

$0 forever

  • Test API Access Only
  • Simulator Access
  • Community Support
  • Rate Limited to 5 requests
One-Time Payment

Production Pro

Real-time global extinction detection.

$15 USD

  • Live Production API Access
  • Ultra-low Latency Telemetry
  • Priority Email Support
  • Secure Global Status Monitoring
Real-time Telemetry

Developer-first Doomsday

Integrate our high-availability endpoints with just two lines of code. Test our sandbox environment below to see how fast we deliver bad news.

check-doom.js
const response = await fetch(
"https://byebye.api/v1/world-status"
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);
Terminal
// Click send to fetch origin status

API Documentation

Authentication

All requests require an API key passed in the Authorization header. Sandbox keys (tk_test_...) are free forever. Production keys (pk_live_pro_...) require a one-time $15 upgrade to access the live global detection network.

Authorization: Bearer YOUR_API_KEY

Rate Limits

We strictly enforce a limit of 5 requests per minute per IP address. Exceeding this will return a 429 Too Many Requests. Please respect our servers, we paid a lot for the lead shielding.

Endpoints

Use GET /api/v1/world-status to check if the world is currently intact. Use the Armageddon Simulator in your dashboard to send test payloads using your Sandbox key. Pro users get instant push-notifications to their services when an asteroid over 50km in diameter enters the atmosphere.